You have to give Jim Fouts this much: The man has no embarrassment gene. Squire a young filly to the auto show? Sure. Explain, in detail, his fitness routine? Yep. And now, to boldly go where no mayor of a rough-around-the-edges inner-ring suburb has gone before, and on Facebook, no less? Hell to the YEAH:
Amazon is cancelling New York City as a destination, so why not Warren? We already have the world headquarters of Cadillac leaving New York City for Warren. So, why not another world headquarters move to Warren? We have the best fund balance in the area!
HQ2 in Warren! We're there!
And as they say on the TV, that's not all!
We have 26 neighborhood parks. We have an administration that focuses on a clean and safe city. We have affordable housing and friendly safe and clean neighborhoods. We have a business friendly administration.
Oh, and it goes on. And on. One very long, very effusive paragraph, concluding with, "You will not be disappointed!"
We doubt you will be, either.
