Having trouble getting out of work for the Tigers' Thursday home opener? The team has you covered with an excuse note.
A draft note posted to the Tigers Facebook page asks for a full day off for the 1:10 p.m. game against the Royals, plus "maybe" a recovery day, as Opening Day is "Detroit's biggest party of the year."
All you need to do is print, submit and head downtown for the action. The Tigers nor this website are responsible for whatever happens after that.