Jersey Shore's Pauly D brings special brand of awful to Masonic Temple

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of one of the United States' elite fighting forces, the Navy SEALs, the Jersey Shore's Pauly D will play records at a party tonight outside the Masonic Temple.

If spray tans, dubious sexual morality, and vacuous vulgarianism are your things, then tickets to tonight's shindig are $40. It's all ages, so bring the little ones. 

GTL4eva. It's for the troops, you know. -- JTW