Alleged spouse killer Bob Bashara was busted by prison authorities this week for a stockpile of food items taken without authorization from the prison.
When you read that, you're probably imaging that cooking scene from Goodfellas where wiseguys are frying up steaks and lobsters while Paulie slices garlic with a razor blade. Bob Bashara had nothing so luxurious. In fact, his contraband was just really, really sad.
Freep: The items taken include: 5 packets of ketchup, 6 packets of sugar, 11 packets of jelly, 4 napkins and a spoon, according to a Michigan Department of Corrections misconduct report released to the Free Press.
The items, belonging to the Oaks Correctional Facility in Manistee, were discovered inside Bashara’s wall locker during a cell shakedown on June 9, the report said.
Ketchup, sugar, and jelly sounds like the ingredients for the worst prison wine ever.
Oh well, this couldn't have happened to a nicer scumbag.