Ah, innocence -- something to admire among the very young and the Amish, yet fuel for ridicule in the case of professional journalists.
A naive post Tuesday by a Fox 2 News social media manager has the station, ahem, up to its elbows in merciless scorn. Alongside Deadline Detroit's photo of a mock Crisco can slyly placed at downtown's Joe Louis fist sculpture by local artist-provocateur "Jerry Vile," Fox's puzzled digital communicator posted on Facebook, in part:
"He hopes it may in some way ease the pain of having the Detroit bankruptcy shoved into our faces. can anyone explain what this means?"
More than a few Facebokers rushed to clarify, as did a few bloggers.
One early commenter tried to help without getting explicit. "K-Y Jelly would've made it too obvious," says a post from Rob and Andi Stanchina.
Jarrod Edelen, also chiming near at the start of a thread that now approaches 800 comments, was among the first to tease: "Hi and welcome to the Internet! You must be new here. I will be your guide."
Fox responded promptly and frankly. "Wow. Apparently we're a little naive," the station posted at 8:30 a.m. Tuesday -- earning 270 "like" clicks for frankness.
Also to its credit, the evidence remains right were it went up -- shared 1,730 times by noon Wednesday.
Attention also comes from Detroit journalist-bloggers Aaron Foley and Nancy Nall Derringer, as well as national journalism blogger Jim Romenesko.
"If only we all were blessed with such naivete," Foley posts at Jalopnik Detroit before adding a chain-yank:
"A quick Googling of Vile, who runs an erotic art exhibition called 'The Dirty Show,' shows that he's always up to some pranks, but who's got time for a basic Internet search?
In her Wednesday post, headlined "Fist, v.," Derringer goes all the way there:
Almost all non-Amish adults know now that some people like to stick their whole hand into some other person’s body, and it requires some heavy-duty lubricant. . . .
I’m glad there are a few people left in the world who’ve never heard of such a thing. Long may they run.
Romenesko, a must-read among news pros, spreads the mirth around the country with just a screen shot of Fox 2's post and this two-line head:
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO FOX 2 DETROITA fist? A can of Crisco? We don’t get it!