Woman Hates Tattoo So Much She Sets Drunken Artist's Home on Fire

There's a host of things you shouldn't do when you're very drunk: One of them is try to draw a tattoo on someone's neck.

Fox2 reports that tattoo artist Melissa Melton was drunk when she did a tattoo on the neck of Starr Burgess, 32. Both were drunk and both passed out during the tattoo session.

The tattoo was supposed to say "Sequoia", but Fox2 reported that it looked more like something from an Etch A Sketch.

When Burgess came to early Tuesday morning, she was none too happy with the art work. She wanted a refund. An argument ensued.

Fox2 reported that Burgess allegedly went and bought gasoline and then set the alleged artist's Pontiac home on fire.

"I guess I passed out. She passed out and like her neck got messed up," tattoo artist Melton told the station.

Several people, including children, were in the house, but Melton's brother extinguished the fire and no on was injured.

Needless to say, Burgess is in big trouble with the law, plus she's got a very ugly tattoo. -- A.L.