The young people who made this video probably thought they were pretty cool, shooting themselves flinging scooters into the Detroit River and punching people for no reason other than to be jerks, but we have a feeling the police will get the last laugh.
First, the evidence:
Detroit Police has been made aware of this video circulating on social media. If you have been a victim of assault, or malicious destruction of property please call your local precinct so we can conduct an investigation pic.twitter.com/nNVS0EXlYY— Detroit Police Dept. (@detroitpolice) August 23, 2019
Once you've put it on mute and played it a few times, note how much of this behavior is taking place downtown, which any fool can tell you has more cameras than Fox News and CNN put together.
You're not going to last long out there, kids. Time to take a very long vacation, because you know that facial-recognition software never gets tired.