Metro Times Describes Kid Rock as Having 'All the Charm of a Human Cigarette'

September 03, 2019, 5:52 PM

Kid Rock (file photo)

Michigan native Kid Rock, aka friend of President Donald Trump, gets no love in a Metro Times blurb headlined: "Kid Rock, please go away after your 4-show run at DTE Energy Music Theatre."

Jerilyn Jordan writes:

Robert “Kid Rock” Ritchie represents the bombast of Trump’s America and is the musical equivalent of a DUI with all the charm of a human cigarette. Good news, though: In the last year, both Kid’s childhood estate and his Detroit River digs have been put on the market, which might put some distance between Detroit and the country-rap-rocker."


Jordan has taken shots at Kid Rock before, writing that his series of shows to open the Little Caesars Arena in 2017 left her feeling "weary, uninspired and disenchanted."

Kid Rock then countered with a Facebook post calling the 30-year-old "very dark."

The musician performs this Friday and Saturday at DTE Energy Music Theatre in Independence Township, and again there Sept. 13-14.


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