Our weekly satirical news sendup has more than a couple of liquor-relted items, including scorn for pączki vodka from Detroit City Distillery. Flint Councilman Eric May returns -- bless his feisty self -- to reconfirm that politics is a bare-knuckle job, literally. This V-Day edition of "The Zip" also features Eminem, a Detroit family that poured way more than one out and the virus that sounds like a Mexican beer.