It's finally happened, fellow Michiganders and Michiganians: Our governor has received her very own playground-insult nickname from the president of the United States, and if you thought that was a sentence you'd ever read in your lifetime, well, join the club:
I love Michigan, one of the reasons we are doing such a GREAT job for them during this horrible Pandemic. Yet your Governor, Gretchen “Half” Whitmer is way in over her head, she doesn’t have a clue. Likes blaming everyone for her own ineptitude! #MAGA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 28, 2020
"Half" Whitmer now joins "Liddle" Adam Schiff, "Mini" Mike Bloomberg, Pete "Howdy Doody" Buttigieg and many others as exhibits in the surreal Hall of Shame the once-proudest representative democracy on the planet has become.
Have a nice day.