Stealing yard signs is political sport every election season. But one Commerce Township resident took it too far, and a township subcontractor has 13 stitches to show for it.
Fox 2 Detroit has the story of how the worker went to move the Trump yard sign, which was placed too far from the residence (and too close to the road) and closed his hands on a row of razor blades affixed to its bottom edge.
Who, of course, declined comment to Fox. She did tell WDIV that the signs had recently been stolen and returned, and she knew nothing about any razor blades.
Police are investigating.