Who knows why or how a meme like this starts and spreads? And who can guess how long it'll be a thing?
Ours is not to wonder why -- ours is just to post before it dies.
The #DetroitCommandments tag is as popular Friday on Twitter as free coneys or Vernors would be. Dozens (hundreds?) of meaningful and mirthful commandments are tweeted by local loyalists, including the city and its social media manager, Amber Lewis (see above).
Actually, thou shall drink Vernors is a commandment that stands alone, period.
Other entries follow. Add yours in a comment below and/or on Twitter with a heads-up to @DeadlineDetroit.
Thou shall patronize Coney Island as frequently as possible #detroitcommandments
— Rii (@LifeRiiImagined) February 3, 2017
Thou shall not sayeth thouest from Detroit if thou isn't. #DetroitCommandments
— Caleb Moss (@calebamoss) February 3, 2017
Thou shall eat only @BetterMade and shun all other salty snacks! Bonus points for the Hot bag. #bettermade #DetroitCommandments pic.twitter.com/qY7hVTMwkN
— Karen Dybis (@kdybis) February 3, 2017
Thou shall cheer for the Lions no matter how many times they break our heart. #DetroitCommandments
— Amy (@AMJ272727) February 3, 2017
Thou shall not stop at Red lights after dark #Detroitcommandments
— ♍CANDY GIRL
Thou shall purchase @BigSean cd #DetroitCommandments
— Rii (@LifeRiiImagined) February 3, 2017
Thou shall not use the "Vs everybody" or thou will be sued #DetroitCommandments #DetroitVsEverybody
— Rii (@LifeRiiImagined) February 3, 2017
Thou shall know all the lyrics to Eastside Chedda Boyz "Oh Boy" #DetroitCommandments
— Rii (@LifeRiiImagined) February 3, 2017
Thought shall always call it Tigers Stadium and not Comerica Park.#DetroitCommandments
— Nate (@thefixedimages) February 3, 2017
Thou Shall Not Do 55 On The Lodge #DetroitCommandments
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 3, 2017
Thou shall not put ketchup on a coney.#DetroitCommandments
— Kyle (@KebabKyle) February 3, 2017
Thou shall eat BBQ @BetterMade chips with grape @Faygo #DetroitCommandments
— Kyle (@KebabKyle) February 3, 2017